his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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