i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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