Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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