I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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