I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
It's official drugs can't kill me
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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