STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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