Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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