My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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