BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
you had me at cake vodka
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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