her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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