you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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