Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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