Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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