To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'm bleeding and have questions
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Randomize
