her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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