I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
