real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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