Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
