So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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