He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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