why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I can't turn off my feet"
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
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