smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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