She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i think i have herpe
just one?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
being pregnant is like rehab
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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