I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Randomize
