I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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