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ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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