Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
be right there i have to get my cape
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
