True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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