It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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