Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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