I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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