I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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