so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
