I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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