from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i just had sex bonerless
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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