we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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