I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize