Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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