Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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