Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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