I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
