what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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