Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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