never play flip cup with pint glasses
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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