what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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