Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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