Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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