They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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