I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
