Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I touched a dick in church today
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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