You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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