no, he came in my armpit
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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