so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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